Egg

Portrayed by Clarence John Ryan

 

Nothing sounds as sweet as a growling guitar along with a hard, thrashing beat. Yes, I love my metal. I am a champion air guitarist and can mosh with the best of them. I'm pretty open minded, I don't judge a book by its cover. Did I mention that I'm handsome? No, well I'm handsome... My mum says so anyway.

What else can I tell you? I like big boots! Huge boots! I'm a loyal friend, mates are mates, even if they are surfers. I can also tell you that I have gotten keeping my parents out of my room down to a fine art. Two words, sounds and smells. Loud sounds, preferably something heavy and metal, and stinky smells. Nothing smells as sweet as your own pong. Not that I normally smell, just my room, for the reason I just said. That's all...